My two teenagers have taken to singing “I’ll Be There For You” by The Rembrandts (or the Friends theme song) everytime something goes wrong and Im at wit’s end.
Grocery bag splits open, spilling groceries across just cleaned floor:
Kids: 🎼”so no one told you life was gonna be this way”🎵 *clap clap clap 👏 *
Diva: Everytime I see the name Gaylord I think of Jesus loving on some dudes.
Diva: No. Like a group of dudes, the apostle people, are like, “Jesus! We love you, man.” and Jesus is like, “I love you too. Come here. MUAH!”
The Diva: “Mom, I need a snack. My tacos were terrible. The person that made them must’ve been high.”
Dont ask because I have no idea …
You guys!!! My sister in law is in labor.
Looks like I’m going to be someone’s crazy Aunt by day’s end.