Me: Im pretty sure Im gaining weight. Ugh… I feel like a fatty.
Diva: You know today I put this shirt on and it was more form fitting and I looked at myself and thought “Oh. You look good, girl. You’re not overweight. ” Then I got to school and sat in a desk was like: 
“Nope. Well, that was nice while it lasted.”
Me, laughing: You are so MY daughter.
