– Good morning. Hey! Your hair looks like mine. Twinsies!
– Mom. Why is there no taco emoji? I must know the answer!
– Im pretty sure the cat has telepathic powers.
– Don’t forget I have drama practice today. I expect dinner when I get home. Im totally kidding, girlfriend.
– 🎶 (singing) Mom, I love you. You are so awesome. Because look at you. You have green hair. That’s awesome. And I looooove you. 🎶
All this in 10 minutes before he left for school.
He’s Buddy the Elf’s love child, I swear.