After completing her annual well child check, a young girl left her doctor’s office for a playdate with her mother. While her mother was driving along the daughter asked,
“Mom, how old are you?”
The mother said, “You’re not supposed to ask a woman her age, dear, it’s rude.”
The daughter then asked, “Well how much do you weigh?”
The mother again explained that this was not something you were supposed to ask. The daughter figured since she couldn’t ask anything about her mother she would ask a question about her father.
“Well then, why did you and Daddy get divorced?”
The shocked mother said, “That’s none of your business right now, but I will explain it when you’re older. No more questions.”
When the young girl finally arrived for her playdate her friend could tell something was bothering her and asked what was wrong.
The young girl said, “I just went to the doctor’s office and my mother could answer every single question the doctor asked about me but I know nothing about my mother. She won’t answer any of my questions, so how am I supposed to ever find out?”
The friend replied, “Oh, that’s easy….you just have to check her driver’s license. It’s like a report card for grown ups.”
A couple months went by and it ended up that the daughter had to accompany her mother to her own doctor’s visit. When the doctor entered the room the young girl stood up and proudly said,
“My mother is 34 years old, she weighs 165 pounds, and her and my Daddy got divorced because she got an “F” in sex.