Why celebrating can be hazardous to your health.

This weekend was pretty busy.

My husband and his brothers and sister threw a surprise party for their  parents 25th anniversary. It’s hard to keep a secret from my mother-in-law, but somehow we pulled it off. She was shocked. When she pulled into the driveway and saw everyone standing there, she sobbed. I mean the kind of shaking, gasping for air sob. Then she made all us girls cry. There are me and sister in law and my brother-in-laws wives standing there laughing at each other cause we’re all crying with his Mom.

After we got the kids to bed, my Mom came over and let us go out to watch my father in law’s band play out. Greg was bartending which means that there  were a lot of free and very strong drinks slid my way because he’s considered family. Drinking really makes people chatty. There were conversations at the bar between myself and my sister in laws that were pretty racy. My brother in law actually yelled out at one point while we were giggling about him…” I AM NOT A BOY WHO EVER MISSES A MEAL.” All the girls high fived his fiance’ and roared with laughter.  The funniest part was that my mother in law  was sitting there the whole time.  And then she adds in, “ I raised my boys right.” LMAO. Could you die? To give you an idea of how drunk I was, we had sex in the car before we came home. Romantic, huh? *blushing*

When I woke up yesterday morning, I was swearing off ever having another drink again. It was bad. Bad hangover. Headache. Throwing up. Room spinning. BAD, Bad, bad. And hangovers are really not good when you have kids to wake up to in the morning. So yesterday we all stayed in our jammies, ate junk food, laid around all snuggled up in blankets and watched football.  Actually I don’t think it was so much what I drank, even though I did have a few drinks, I think it was more that I didn’t eat much Saturday with all the running around and helping with the party AND I had taken a Vicodin about 2 hours before we went out because I’m guessing I’m ovulating out of the left ovary with the complex cyst. By six o clock last night that was confirmed because my entire left side is tender again.ollow-up with my doctor today for the cyst anyways. I’m hoping she can get me in for the ultrasound this week, so that we can get on with whatever we need to do to rid myself of the damn thing.

Interesting fact of the day

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider. 

~ Stephanie   

18 thoughts on “Why celebrating can be hazardous to your health.

  1. WOoo Good fun! Hangovers suck, but everyone needs a night like that once in awhile – if for nothing more than the story. And a high-five to you for having naughty car sex!On a serious note, I wish you a productive visit with your doctor and good health.

  2. Steph…Steph…..Steph…..getting smashed and ‘doing it’ in a car????  Hells yeah!!!  Good girl.  I am so proud of you….lol.  Sometime you just have to get ya freak on where ya can.  Been there, done that.  It does sound like y’all had a good time with the anniversary party and going out.  Yep, I think the Vicodin might have helped push you over the edge a little. 
    I can’t believe his mother said she ‘raised her boys right’.  OMG….I would have died.  That’s cool though.  She sounds like a really hip mama!  Hope you have a great day!

  3. At least it was your husband that you had sex with and not someone else 😀 So you weren’t that drunk 😛
    Have a great Monday!!
    ~~~~Sh/rky~~~~

  4. Spontaneous drunken sex is the best!  LOL  I am glad you got some time to yourself and hubby.  Its nice to be away from the hustle and bustle of the kids.  Have a great Monday!

  5. Wow, sounds like a wild and fun weekend.  Mine was so very mild in comparision.  Damn.  Glad you were able to get your groove on but bummer about the hangover.  I have had one (and only one) so far and it was horrible.  Have a good Monday.

  6. I just saw that you didn’t agree with me on SandraLisa’s page. You know that isn’t allowed. Did you get that memo?
    ~~~~Sh/rky~~~~

  7. Damn that first amendment!!
    RYC – Brilliant. I think religion should be taught in schools, but there is a huge difference. Most Christians want Christianity to be taught and not the other religions. I think if you have a religion class, it should cover several religions, not just the ones the Christians pick.
    I took religion in college and it was one of my fave classes.
    But it’s like everything else- The Ten Commindments, God in court houses, schools and even on our money and in our pledge. It just covers Christianity and not the other religions or lack there of. I think money should be like checks and you decide if you want God on it or not. Majority of Christians don’t give two shits about religion, just about theirs.
    😛
    I like you…we can “agree” without hating each other. 😛
    ~~~~Sh/rky~~~~

  8. I got to have crazy car sex this weekend also after leaving a bar with my boyfriend.  It was off the beaten path at a McDonalds parking lot at 3am.  It was awesome!   Gotta love a guy that never misses a meal! You go girl !

  9. I haven’t had sex in a car in years! LOL hmmm must make some plans!
    Thank you for your comments this past week. you have helped me more than you know.  Good luck with the doctor’s appointment!

  10. Hey thanks you for stopping by and leaving a comment for the girls!! If you know anyone that would like to leave some words PLEASE TELL THEM TO STOP BY the more advice the better they will be!!!
    Amber

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