Ditch

I was in bed over an hour ago, when some idiot comes tearing into my driveway. Rang the doorbell like an obnoxious 5yr old, banged on the door, climbed back in the car without leaving enough time for anyone to realistically get to the door at midnight on a weeknight. Here’s the BEST part!!!! After getting in the car, and slamming the car door as hard as they possibly could, they begin to tear out of the driveway, BACKWARDS, screech to a halt to turn their lights on, pull forward again to build momentum, then pedal to medal their way in and out of the ditch on either side of the driveway.
Law enforcement is great though. You call at 12:30am, and you’re just now getting a response to file a report. You gotta love it. Tomorrow should be interesting with the sleep deprivation.